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Compumedia 30.7.2013

Many countries oppose UN-enforced male contraceptor - riots in Central Africa

In several countries pressure from angry males is preventing enforcement of the United Nations’ programme to reduce population growth.

The opposition has even sparked rioting in some states. Governments in Kenya, Upper Volta (formerly Burkina Faso), Mali, Burundi, and Bangladesh have all been obliged to give in to public pressure. In these countries the UN Resolution has not been carried through and male contraceptor legislation has been stalled or cancelled altogether.

The cause of the conflict is a microscopic nanocomputer, approximately 0.4mm in length, the B-Timer. The computer is a secondary element backing up the main thrust of the UN contraception programme, the male AntiSperm Contraceptor, with which a man can individually control the “safe” period for sexual intercourse. In certain countries, however, population growth is so rapid that the UN and the World Bank have demanded that all males be fitted with a compulsory B-Timer. When the B-Timer and the AntiSperm are hooked up together, the wearer himself cannot determine the length of the contraceptive period, but this is governed for example by the local health authorities.

In those countries where the nanocomputer has prompted the greatest resistance, male fertility has traditionally been regarded as the litmus-test of manhood. Hence in these areas the device has been dubbed the “ManEater”, a play on the proprietary name for the well-known potency autopack ManMaker.

The World Bank is refusing to grant loans to those countries who do not fall into line behind the UN’s programme. The UN ruling on the issue demands for instance that medical authorities in the countries concerned must calibrate the B-Timers in such a way that men can only father children every third year. The programme is staggered so that one-third of the male population will be eligible for fatherhood next year, one-third in 2015, and the remainder in 2016.

Officials also expected trouble from India, but the Indian government has succeeded in bringing almost the entire male population behind the project. The secret of the government’s success was apparently in the award of cash bonuses to men taking the B-Timer, and the promise of free admission to virtual bordellos during their infertile years.

AntiSperm is a cheap contraceptive device. The 2cm-long thin capsule contains in concentrated form the equivalent of six years’ production of natural contraceptive hormones. If the capsule is not connected to a B-Timer, the wearer himself can regulate the dosage with a remote control device. Since the device is being turned out in huge numbers and with the finiancial support of the UN, the unit cost has fallen in one year from over EUR 100 to just EUR 12.

The UN became seriously concerned with population overheating in the wake of the introduction of ManMaker in late 2009. ManMaker became immensely popular and spread rapidly all over the world. As a result, the birth rate in certain countries rose even further to alarming levels and increased the imbalance in the world’s population. Today population figures are increasing once more in the OECD countries with the rise in average life expectancy, while in the developing world the problem is still one of high birth rates.

The UN itself has not been immune to disputes over the B-Timer. For example at a recent session of the General Assembly the Burundi Prime Minister Jacques Toyi roundly condemned the male contraceptor as madness and a direct consequence of the female and “feminazi” majority that has risen to power in many countries and within the UN administration itself.

Toteuma-arvio 2026

Toteuma lyhyesti

  • Ilmiön toteuma: 1/5
  • Toteuma viiden vuoden tarkkuudella: ei; arviointi-ikkuna on 2008–2018
  • Toteuma väljemmällä aikahorisontilla: ei, vain tutkimusasteella
  • Ilmiön ydin: pitkävaikutteinen ja helposti palautettava miesten ehkäisy otetaan laajasti käyttöön ja kytketään väestöpolitiikkaan.

Miesten hormonaalisia ja ei-hormonaalisia ehkäisymenetelmiä tutkitaan, mutta markkinoilla ei ole tarinan kaltaista laajasti käytettyä pitkävaikutteista ratkaisua. YK:n pakko-ohjelmaa tai siihen liittyviä levottomuuksia ei ole syntynyt.

Johtopäätös: ydin miesten uuden ehkäisyvälineen laajasta käyttöönotosta ei ole toteutunut.